Hiccups

I have the hiccups. I hate the hiccups. Actually, I think I hate the hiccups more than I hate most other things. They are distracting, annoying, and kind of hurt.
Hm. I wonder if they are a legitimate reason for missing class.
Hm. Hm.

Procrastination Nation Station is my Destination

According to my astronomy book:

"Eccentricity is a quantity that describes the amount by which an ellipse is stretched compared to a perfect circle. A circle is an ellipse with zero eccentricity."

A few of my eccentricities include:

1. Uneven arm lengths

2. The ability to roll only one side of my tongue

3. Far larger that average shoe size

4. The ability to make my room messy just a few hours after its cleaned

5. An unhealthy obsession with Obama's sexiness

6. A penchant for making lists

I'm glad I'm not a perfect circle.

(Suzie, my elliptical friend, and me)